| pinch : hit : stomp : smack : punt : poke : rope-a-dope : crunch 2009-11-06 - The Psych Ward at St Mary's Good Samaritan Hospital In Centralia, Illinois 2008-04-03 - BANG! 2008-01-25 - Depressing Posts About Some UK Lady's Sordid Life 2007-12-17 - Mom must be so proud 2007-12-14 - MY NAME'S PARKER THE FLEMISH GIANT 2007-08-23 - My Bunny Died 2007-03-26 - Rejected children's books' titles 2007-02-18 - stupid fucker 2007-01-28 - Some Creepy Texan 2006-12-31 - New Years Eve 2006-12-03 - ISN'T THAT CUTE? ISN'T THAT TRUE? 2006-11-08 - Like rats desertING a sinking ship? 2006-08-27 - Moms and Dogs 2006-08-24 - HEY! 2006-08-20 - Shop for the Holidays Early! 2006-08-09 - lucydog 2006-07-30 - CUNT! 2006-07-29 - a joke 2006-07-27 - My Day 2006-07-26 - A CAPSLOCK ENTRY 2006-07-26 - We have mice 2006-07-15 - Muffin the bunny 2006-06-27 - Ow. Ow. Ow. 2006-05-31 - jerkass cat 2006-05-29 - Appalling Childhood Memories 2006-05-21 - kitties in the garage 2006-05-18 - unfair 2006-05-17 - kabloom 2006-05-16 - PHYLLIS!!!!!!!!! 2006-04-30 - Too much adventure 2006-04-24 - arf news 2006-03-23 - lazybones 2006-03-10 - House spoiler 2006-03-05 - ow! 2006-03-01 - So proud. 2006-02-24 - best thread EVER! Part I 2006-02-21 - A Day In The Life 2006-01-27 - another day, another dollar 2006-01-24 - head shaking 2006-01-09 - Firby=housecow 2006-01-06 - What am I rebelling against? What have ya got? 2006-01-04 - Oh my god. People are so funny. 2006-01-02 - End Of The World! 2005-12-31 - The dogs are all here! 2005-12-30 - A Good Start 2005-12-24 - eh..... 2005-12-19 - Showing One Week Only! 2005-12-08 - brrrr! 2005-12-07 - 2 for on the 7th 2005-12-07 - hey creepy creep! 2005-12-06 - zombies are fetch! 2005-12-05 - yippee 2005-12-05 - kuntry kitsch 2005-12-04 - so cute 2005-12-04 - MORE KATE STRANGLING, PLEASE 2005-12-01 - Laci's smile lit up the room. LIT UP THE ROOM, PEOPLE! 2005-11-29 - 2 for 1 day 2005-11-29 - Pearl Harbor Babies 2005-11-23 - cave bear 2005-11-01 - November Surprise 2005-10-25 - review of Grizzly Man 2005-10-25 - Grizzly Man 2005-10-24 - as of today........ 2005-10-23 - Laura's in the paper! 2005-10-22 - yawn 2005-10-21 - Whoredog! 2005-10-18 - October 2005-10-17 - z list 2005-10-16 - words that will STOP any conversation instantly 2005-10-15 - I ATE BREAD PUDDING WITH JULIE 2005-10-14 - Foods you that you will never put up your ass 2005-10-13 - It's a half-inch drop! 2005-10-13 - please 2005-10-12 - - 2005-10-11 - October does not Sparkle 2005-10-10 - October = Wonderful 2005-10-09 - Media Whore III 2005-10-07 - Media Whore II 2005-10-06 - Media Whore 2005-08-16 - Memorial For Lucy From Datalounge 2005-08-14 - Why can't the universe revolve around me? 2005-08-13 - medicine 2005-08-10 - - 2005-08-09 - lucydog 2005-08-08 - lucy's sick 2005-08-03 - The Dog I Deserve 2005-07-26 - Take that, snout grabber! 2005-07-25 - Middle- Aged People Acting Like Morons 2005-07-15 - Meet the new girl in town! 2005-07-02 - WHO WANTS PIZZA?! 2005-06-26 - Female Trouble 2005-06-23 - My Vacation by Kimikims 2005-05-16 - Sick, sick, sick 2005-05-08 - Carbondale 2005-05-04 - Fuck You, Modern Dance Girls 2005-05-02 - Laura Bush at the Press Corp Dinner 2005-04-28 - weeeee! 2005-04-26 - 43 Things 2005-04-25 - What are the odds? 2005-04-24 - Crunch! 2005-04-23 - My Kind Of Town 2005-04-22 - too much time staring at the birdfeeder 2005-04-21 - Just like homework. 2005-04-19 - one foot in the grave 2005-04-05 - Ugly Shoes Are Fetch! 2005-04-02 - birthday weekend, saved for posterity 2005-03-25 - tinybiteyyorkie 2005-03-07 - Exotica 2005-02-21 - He Made Us Itch Watching him. 2005-02-15 - my first review of a diary! 2005-02-10 - Evil Edna....her heart's as big as she is! 2005-02-09 - Hold the celebration. 2005-02-03 - Miracle Worker 2005-01-27 - stomach flu 2005-01-21 - it's a fact! 2005-01-10 - Don't Kid Yourself 2005-01-06 - Yippee! 2005-01-03 - Marking Territory 2005-01-02 - ''My Rabbit Show's On!'' 2004-12-27 - Muffin 2004-12-22 - GUESS WHAT?! 2004-12-15 - Huh. 2004-12-11 - ]]]]]smug child kimikims[[[[[[ 2004-12-07 - SHOUT OUT FROM MR KRINGLE! 2004-11-26 - Oops 2004-11-22 - ''It was only the wind, my dear'' 2004-11-16 - Wow! 2004-11-11 - Todays Lesson 2004-11-05 - 2 Points 2004-11-02 - VOTE KERRY! 2004-10-29 - Every Pot Has A Lid, Some are Just Mismatched 2004-10-29 - The Grudge 2004-10-23 - Carbondale, More Fun Than A Barrel Of Monkeys! 2004-10-20 - What A Trouper! 2004-10-13 - The Chimp on the 3rd debate..... 2004-10-11 - Children of the Corn 2004-10-07 - AND ANOTHER THING! 2004-10-01 - turning japanese 2004-09-27 - Achoo! 2004-09-15 - turn out the lights please. 2004-09-08 - Oh yeah! 2004-09-07 - No, I was not high when I realized this. 2004-09-02 - hello newman 2004-09-01 - He's Mad! Mad, I Tell you. 2004-08-29 - The Fair 2004-08-28 - I'm calling Kevin 'Curly' all night 2004-08-24 - They're Gonna Pay For That 2004-08-20 - Lucy Bridge Is Falling Down 2004-08-18 - Spreading Neighborly Cheer 2004-08-17 - I like that in a bird. 2004-08-04 - joke 2004-08-03 - [[[psycho Mormon fat guys]]] 2004-07-29 - OMG! 2004-07-28 - [[[spunky roscoe]]]] 2004-07-23 - High Hat Bitches 2004-07-14 - Another True or False 2004-07-13 - Sam Donaldson is a murderer!!! 2004-07-09 - True Or False? 2004-07-03 - Finally saw F9/11.... 2004-07-02 - Earworm 2004-06-30 - tahnks mom! 2004-06-29 - Ouch! 2004-06-28 - tiny houses made of tickytack 2004-06-26 - To plant a pipe bomb? 2004-06-24 - RE: Mattie Stepanek Dies 2004-06-23 - Very merry baby. 2004-06-22 - Dead Neighbor Steve 2004-06-21 - Join The Club 2004-06-19 - I wish he could be elected as President again 2004-06-17 - Sorry Mr Goose 2004-06-16 - dear exboyfriend 2004-06-08 - Arthur Rimbaud or Why Kotex Is A Bastard 2004-06-02 - hey, kid, stop touching my stuff 2004-05-31 - Moronic Dog Owners 2004-05-28 - The Daily Motivator 2004-05-27 - She Shoots, She Scores 2004-05-26 - How My Flowers Grow 2004-05-21 - Well, we do live on Forest 2004-05-19 - dogs of plague 2004-05-18 - funny little kid 2004-05-15 - doppelganger bitch 2004-05-14 - New York, New York 2004-05-03 - one of those ''you think YOU'VE got problems'' jokes 2004-05-01 - Believe It Or Not 2004-04-29 - Annoying Man 2004-04-22 - love me...... 2004-04-21 - stinkhole 2004-04-08 - WEEEEEEEE 2004-03-25 - Saved For Posterity. Best. Tattoo. Design. Ever. 2004-03-19 - Good to have a plan. 2004-03-12 - Proof 2004-03-05 - One Man's Trash, Another Man's Treasure 2004-02-29 - I have not been hungover in a long time 2004-02-25 - change or burp 2004-02-20 - She's such a freak. 2004-02-18 - newsflash 2004-02-13 - psst... 2004-02-07 - Sophie's Choice 2004-01-31 - Monster 2004-01-27 - For Mattu 2004-01-21 - huh? 2004-01-14 - STINKY OLD RABBIT 2004-01-14 - A Pet Peeve 2004-01-11 - My First Stitch and Bitch 2040-02-10 - hubris. 2003-12-30 - XMAS IS OVER IF YOU WANT IT. 2003-12-24 - Tahnks Dabs! 2003-12-20 - SHAMEBRACELETS.COM 2003-12-16 - Special Orders Suck 2003-12-08 - Here's a tip I will share... 2003-11-28 - My New Employee 2003-11-26 - Epithany 2003-11-24 - Nasy Handicrafts 2003-11-22 - RIP Pot & Pillies 2003-11-19 - Harrsh But Fair 2003-11-16 - La Brea Tar Pits 2003-11-13 - Magic Spoon 2003-11-11 - If You See A Mallard Wearing A Timex 2003-11-06 - 100 monkeys typing 100 years 2003-11-04 - Omaha 2003-10-31 - smell ya later 2003-10-26 - Deep Faith or Deep Dunderhead? 2003-10-23 - Drawers 2003-10-15 - Bad Trip, Man 2003-10-11 - Kimmikims Wearing Big Girl Pants 2003-10-04 - FUN FOR ME 2003-10-03 - The Big Question 2003-09-16 - 'WHATAYAWANT?' 2003-09-11 - Worker bee bee 2003-09-05 - Are you my mommy? 2003-08-27 - Bye Crazy Neighbor 2003-08-18 - Anti-Procrastination Week! 2003-08-12 - A Polite Curmudgeon 2003-08-05 - How to be an annoying fatass that folks wish dead 2003-07-30 - Start the day with a pun 2003-07-28 - Adventures in Babysitting 2003-07-24 - After all, tomorrow is another day. 2003-07-22 - From a Queen Mum Memorial Guestbook 2003-07-15 - Scary Feeling 2003-07-14 - Ahoy, Matey 2003-07-12 - Glade Should Use Me For Endorsements 2003-07-11 - Best Invention In The World 2003-06-30 - *BAM* *ZAP* *POW* 2003-06-24 - Man enough to admit I'm scared of the Amish 2003-06-22 - Amish, Amash 2003-06-17 - Where I am 2003-06-16 - HOME AT LAST! 2003-06-06 - Mulberry Manitou 2003-06-03 - Lalala 2003-05-30 - Wonder when the paddy wagon will come? 2003-05-28 - Day Off 2003-05-27 - Fishy 2003-05-22 - Do they look like rice? 2003-05-21 - Stupid, Freaky Redbird 2003-05-20 - Prayer 2003-05-19 - just accept it 2003-05-16 - Talk About Your Megacreepy 2003-05-09 - M is for moron 2003-05-07 - Danger makes me sleepy 2003-05-06 - Every Day Is Mother's Day 2003-05-03 - FLY LADY 2003-05-02 - To quote Larry, " local curmudgeon done good." 2003-05-01 - Soundbite 2003-04-30 - I made a funny. 2003-04-25 - Robin's 50th 2003-04-23 - Get A Life 2003-04-22 - Story of Lucydog 2003-04-21 - Shameful Things 2003-04-18 - Lisa Ann 2003-04-16 - CNN, You Fuck Up My Life 2003-04-08 - Bad Habits 2003-04-06 - that ain't whitey marsh! 2003-04-03 - a joke 2003-04-03 - Why are you telling me this? 2003-04-02 - Hmmm 2003-03-26 - A Drunken Connie 2003-03-21 - odd tv moment 2003-03-18 - Ache 2003-03-13 - Happy Birthday Me Antoinette 2003-03-11 - Help Settle A Bet, Please 2003-03-09 - Sunday of Questions 2003-03-08 - me=dumbass 2003-03-06 - No Peanuts Song 2003-03-05 - The Day's Mystery 2003-03-03 - The Gods Gave Me A Reprieve. 2003-03-01 - Bryce Gets A Souvenior
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