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2008-04-03 - BANG!
2008-01-25 - Depressing Posts About Some UK Lady's Sordid Life
2007-12-17 - Mom must be so proud
2007-12-14 - MY NAME'S PARKER THE FLEMISH GIANT
2007-08-23 - My Bunny Died
2007-03-26 - Rejected children's books' titles
2007-02-18 - stupid fucker
2007-01-28 - Some Creepy Texan
2006-12-31 - New Years Eve
2006-12-03 - ISN'T THAT CUTE? ISN'T THAT TRUE?
2006-11-08 - Like rats desertING a sinking ship?
2006-08-27 - Moms and Dogs
2006-08-24 - HEY!
2006-08-20 - Shop for the Holidays Early!
2006-08-09 - lucydog
2006-07-30 - CUNT!
2006-07-29 - a joke
2006-07-27 - My Day
2006-07-26 - A CAPSLOCK ENTRY
2006-07-26 - We have mice
2006-07-15 - Muffin the bunny
2006-06-27 - Ow. Ow. Ow.
2006-05-31 - jerkass cat
2006-05-29 - Appalling Childhood Memories
2006-05-21 - kitties in the garage
2006-05-18 - unfair
2006-05-17 - kabloom
2006-05-16 - PHYLLIS!!!!!!!!!
2006-04-30 - Too much adventure
2006-04-24 - arf news
2006-03-23 - lazybones
2006-03-10 - House spoiler
2006-03-05 - ow!
2006-03-01 - So proud.
2006-02-24 - best thread EVER! Part I
2006-02-21 - A Day In The Life
2006-01-27 - another day, another dollar
2006-01-24 - head shaking
2006-01-09 - Firby=housecow
2006-01-06 - What am I rebelling against? What have ya got?
2006-01-04 - Oh my god. People are so funny.
2006-01-02 - End Of The World!
2005-12-31 - The dogs are all here!
2005-12-30 - A Good Start
2005-12-24 - eh.....
2005-12-19 - Showing One Week Only!
2005-12-08 - brrrr!
2005-12-07 - 2 for on the 7th
2005-12-07 - hey creepy creep!
2005-12-06 - zombies are fetch!
2005-12-05 - yippee
2005-12-05 - kuntry kitsch
2005-12-04 - so cute
2005-12-04 - MORE KATE STRANGLING, PLEASE
2005-12-01 - Laci's smile lit up the room. LIT UP THE ROOM, PEOPLE!
2005-11-29 - 2 for 1 day
2005-11-29 - Pearl Harbor Babies
2005-11-23 - cave bear
2005-11-01 - November Surprise
2005-10-25 - review of Grizzly Man
2005-10-25 - Grizzly Man
2005-10-24 - as of today........
2005-10-23 - Laura's in the paper!
2005-10-22 - yawn
2005-10-21 - Whoredog!
2005-10-18 - October
2005-10-17 - z list
2005-10-16 - words that will STOP any conversation instantly
2005-10-15 - I ATE BREAD PUDDING WITH JULIE
2005-10-14 - Foods you that you will never put up your ass
2005-10-13 - It's a half-inch drop!
2005-10-13 - please
2005-10-12 - -
2005-10-11 - October does not Sparkle
2005-10-10 - October = Wonderful
2005-10-09 - Media Whore III
2005-10-07 - Media Whore II
2005-10-06 - Media Whore
2005-08-16 - Memorial For Lucy From Datalounge
2005-08-14 - Why can't the universe revolve around me?
2005-08-13 - medicine
2005-08-10 - -
2005-08-09 - lucydog
2005-08-08 - lucy's sick
2005-08-03 - The Dog I Deserve
2005-07-26 - Take that, snout grabber!
2005-07-25 - Middle- Aged People Acting Like Morons
2005-07-15 - Meet the new girl in town!
2005-07-02 - WHO WANTS PIZZA?!
2005-06-26 - Female Trouble
2005-06-23 - My Vacation by Kimikims
2005-05-16 - Sick, sick, sick
2005-05-08 - Carbondale
2005-05-04 - Fuck You, Modern Dance Girls
2005-05-02 - Laura Bush at the Press Corp Dinner
2005-04-28 - weeeee!
2005-04-26 - 43 Things
2005-04-25 - What are the odds?
2005-04-24 - Crunch!
2005-04-23 - My Kind Of Town
2005-04-22 - too much time staring at the birdfeeder
2005-04-21 - Just like homework.
2005-04-19 - one foot in the grave
2005-04-05 - Ugly Shoes Are Fetch!
2005-04-02 - birthday weekend, saved for posterity
2005-03-25 - tinybiteyyorkie
2005-03-07 - Exotica
2005-02-21 - He Made Us Itch Watching him.
2005-02-15 - my first review of a diary!
2005-02-10 - Evil Edna....her heart's as big as she is!
2005-02-09 - Hold the celebration.
2005-02-03 - Miracle Worker
2005-01-27 - stomach flu
2005-01-21 - it's a fact!
2005-01-10 - Don't Kid Yourself
2005-01-06 - Yippee!
2005-01-03 - Marking Territory
2005-01-02 - ''My Rabbit Show's On!''
2004-12-27 - Muffin
2004-12-22 - GUESS WHAT?!
2004-12-15 - Huh.
2004-12-11 - ]]]]]smug child kimikims[[[[[[
2004-12-07 - SHOUT OUT FROM MR KRINGLE!
2004-11-26 - Oops
2004-11-22 - ''It was only the wind, my dear''
2004-11-16 - Wow!
2004-11-11 - Todays Lesson
2004-11-05 - 2 Points
2004-11-02 - VOTE KERRY!
2004-10-29 - Every Pot Has A Lid, Some are Just Mismatched
2004-10-29 - The Grudge
2004-10-23 - Carbondale, More Fun Than A Barrel Of Monkeys!
2004-10-20 - What A Trouper!
2004-10-13 - The Chimp on the 3rd debate.....
2004-10-11 - Children of the Corn
2004-10-07 - AND ANOTHER THING!
2004-10-01 - turning japanese
2004-09-27 - Achoo!
2004-09-15 - turn out the lights please.
2004-09-08 - Oh yeah!
2004-09-07 - No, I was not high when I realized this.
2004-09-02 - hello newman
2004-09-01 - He's Mad! Mad, I Tell you.
2004-08-29 - The Fair
2004-08-28 - I'm calling Kevin 'Curly' all night
2004-08-24 - They're Gonna Pay For That
2004-08-20 - Lucy Bridge Is Falling Down
2004-08-18 - Spreading Neighborly Cheer
2004-08-17 - I like that in a bird.
2004-08-04 - joke
2004-08-03 - [[[psycho Mormon fat guys]]]
2004-07-29 - OMG!
2004-07-28 - [[[spunky roscoe]]]]
2004-07-23 - High Hat Bitches
2004-07-14 - Another True or False
2004-07-13 - Sam Donaldson is a murderer!!!
2004-07-09 - True Or False?
2004-07-03 - Finally saw F9/11....
2004-07-02 - Earworm
2004-06-30 - tahnks mom!
2004-06-29 - Ouch!
2004-06-28 - tiny houses made of tickytack
2004-06-26 - To plant a pipe bomb?
2004-06-24 - RE: Mattie Stepanek Dies
2004-06-23 - Very merry baby.
2004-06-22 - Dead Neighbor Steve
2004-06-21 - Join The Club
2004-06-19 - I wish he could be elected as President again
2004-06-17 - Sorry Mr Goose
2004-06-16 - dear exboyfriend
2004-06-08 - Arthur Rimbaud or Why Kotex Is A Bastard
2004-06-02 - hey, kid, stop touching my stuff
2004-05-31 - Moronic Dog Owners
2004-05-28 - The Daily Motivator
2004-05-27 - She Shoots, She Scores
2004-05-26 - How My Flowers Grow
2004-05-21 - Well, we do live on Forest
2004-05-19 - dogs of plague
2004-05-18 - funny little kid
2004-05-15 - doppelganger bitch
2004-05-14 - New York, New York
2004-05-03 - one of those ''you think YOU'VE got problems'' jokes
2004-05-01 - Believe It Or Not
2004-04-29 - Annoying Man
2004-04-22 - love me......
2004-04-21 - stinkhole
2004-04-08 - WEEEEEEEE
2004-03-25 - Saved For Posterity. Best. Tattoo. Design. Ever.
2004-03-19 - Good to have a plan.
2004-03-12 - Proof
2004-03-05 - One Man's Trash, Another Man's Treasure
2004-02-29 - I have not been hungover in a long time
2004-02-25 - change or burp
2004-02-20 - She's such a freak.
2004-02-18 - newsflash
2004-02-13 - psst...
2004-02-07 - Sophie's Choice
2004-01-31 - Monster
2004-01-27 - For Mattu
2004-01-21 - huh?
2004-01-14 - STINKY OLD RABBIT
2004-01-14 - A Pet Peeve
2004-01-11 - My First Stitch and Bitch
2040-02-10 - hubris.
2003-12-30 - XMAS IS OVER IF YOU WANT IT.
2003-12-24 - Tahnks Dabs!
2003-12-20 - SHAMEBRACELETS.COM
2003-12-16 - Special Orders Suck
2003-12-08 - Here's a tip I will share...
2003-11-28 - My New Employee
2003-11-26 - Epithany
2003-11-24 - Nasy Handicrafts
2003-11-22 - RIP Pot & Pillies
2003-11-19 - Harrsh But Fair
2003-11-16 - La Brea Tar Pits
2003-11-13 - Magic Spoon
2003-11-11 - If You See A Mallard Wearing A Timex
2003-11-06 - 100 monkeys typing 100 years
2003-11-04 - Omaha
2003-10-31 - smell ya later
2003-10-26 - Deep Faith or Deep Dunderhead?
2003-10-23 - Drawers
2003-10-15 - Bad Trip, Man
2003-10-11 - Kimmikims Wearing Big Girl Pants
2003-10-04 - FUN FOR ME
2003-10-03 - The Big Question
2003-09-16 - 'WHATAYAWANT?'
2003-09-11 - Worker bee bee
2003-09-05 - Are you my mommy?
2003-08-27 - Bye Crazy Neighbor
2003-08-18 - Anti-Procrastination Week!
2003-08-12 - A Polite Curmudgeon
2003-08-05 - How to be an annoying fatass that folks wish dead
2003-07-30 - Start the day with a pun
2003-07-28 - Adventures in Babysitting
2003-07-24 - After all, tomorrow is another day.
2003-07-22 - From a Queen Mum Memorial Guestbook
2003-07-15 - Scary Feeling
2003-07-14 - Ahoy, Matey
2003-07-12 - Glade Should Use Me For Endorsements
2003-07-11 - Best Invention In The World
2003-06-30 - *BAM* *ZAP* *POW*
2003-06-24 - Man enough to admit I'm scared of the Amish
2003-06-22 - Amish, Amash
2003-06-17 - Where I am
2003-06-16 - HOME AT LAST!
2003-06-06 - Mulberry Manitou
2003-06-03 - Lalala
2003-05-30 - Wonder when the paddy wagon will come?
2003-05-28 - Day Off
2003-05-27 - Fishy
2003-05-22 - Do they look like rice?
2003-05-21 - Stupid, Freaky Redbird
2003-05-20 - Prayer
2003-05-19 - just accept it
2003-05-16 - Talk About Your Megacreepy
2003-05-09 - M is for moron
2003-05-07 - Danger makes me sleepy
2003-05-06 - Every Day Is Mother's Day
2003-05-03 - FLY LADY
2003-05-02 - To quote Larry, " local curmudgeon done good."
2003-05-01 - Soundbite
2003-04-30 - I made a funny.
2003-04-25 - Robin's 50th
2003-04-23 - Get A Life
2003-04-22 - Story of Lucydog
2003-04-21 - Shameful Things
2003-04-18 - Lisa Ann
2003-04-16 - CNN, You Fuck Up My Life
2003-04-08 - Bad Habits
2003-04-06 - that ain't whitey marsh!
2003-04-03 - a joke
2003-04-03 - Why are you telling me this?
2003-04-02 - Hmmm
2003-03-26 - A Drunken Connie
2003-03-21 - odd tv moment
2003-03-18 - Ache
2003-03-13 - Happy Birthday Me Antoinette
2003-03-11 - Help Settle A Bet, Please
2003-03-09 - Sunday of Questions
2003-03-08 - me=dumbass
2003-03-06 - No Peanuts Song
2003-03-05 - The Day's Mystery
2003-03-03 - The Gods Gave Me A Reprieve.
2003-03-01 - Bryce Gets A Souvenior

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