2007-03-26 :: 2:10 p.m.
Rejected children's books' titles

Bi-Curious George

Superfreaky Friday

From the Plugged-Up Gash of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler

Captain Underpants Meets the Internet Kiddie Porn Ring

Superfudgepacker

Are You There Allah? It's Me Osama.

Winnie the Pooh-Packer

Horton Hires a Whore!

The Hardon Boys - The Mystery of Chet's Pants.

And To Think That I Did Him on Mulberry Street!

We Have Three Holes! A Girl's Guide to Hygiene

Farmer Boi

Saving The Hole in Front for Marriage.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Merlot

Sarah, Hermaphroditic and Tall

The Berenstain Bears' Mad, Mad, Mad Meth Craze

The Popular Boy Who Drank and Smoked A Lot

The Cat and his Scat

If I Did It by Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO