2007-02-18 :: 7:05 a.m.
stupid fucker

4:30 in the morning, the phone rings.

''It's the Carbondale police.  Your store's been broken into. You need to come identify what's gone.''

We got up, drove there, window's broken.  They caught the kid, he was bleeding all over.  Idiot took 4 skirts, some displays I had laid on the window seat, decorative pillows and a pair of Crocs.  

They recovered it all, he's arrested, we boarded the window and went to Denny's for pancakes.