2006-07-30 :: 8:50 p.m.
CUNT!

Some lady calls on the phone. ''DO YOU CARRY BIRKENSTOCKS?''

Me: ''no, that's Rick over at Shawnee Trails''

her: ''ARE YOU SURE? SOMEONE SAID YOU DID.''

Me: ''no. never have, that's Rick from Shawnee Trails.''

her: ''OH, HE CHARGES TOO MUCH, DOESN'T HE?''

Me: ''Um, no. I imagine he just doubles the wholesale price like every other retailer.''

Her: ''I THINK HE ASKS TOO MUCH''

Me: ''well, they are pricey shoes, right?''

her: ''I HEARD YOU HAD THEM CHEAPER!''

Me: ''I don't. if I carried them I'm sure I'd charge the same as Rick''

her: hangs up.