2006-07-26 :: 4:46 p.m.
A CAPSLOCK ENTRY

THE OTHER MORNING MY HUSBAND AND I WERE IN BED AND THE DOGS WERE ROUGH HOUSING AROUND.

EDIE THE PUG HAS A BEANIE BABY BABOON AND SHE HAD BEEN CHEWING ON IT'S SNOUT. IT HAD A BUBBLE OF WHITE STUFFING SPILLING OUT OF IT'S MOUTH/SNOUT.

I SAID, ''NOW YOU MADE YOUR POOR BABOON LOOK LIKE THOSE 'CHRIS FARLEY SCENE OF DEATH CRIME PHOTOS'

http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/F/Chris%20Farley/farley3.jpg

I NOTICE MY HUSBAND IS LOOKING AT ME IN DISBELIEF AND, MAY I SAY IT?, DISGUST AND I SAY, ''WHAT?''

HE SAYS, ''JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT ON LINE? NO WONDER YOU CAN'T SLEEP! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG W/YOU? DO YOU HAVE THE BLACK DAHLIA AS YOUR SCREEN SAVER?''

BEFORE WE HAD MARRIED I HAD TAKEN THE HOLLYWOOD BABYLON II BOOK OUT OF THE LIBRARY.

IT HAD THE ELIZABETH SHORT FOUND DEAD AND INVISERATED IN A VACANT LOT PHOTO IN IT. THIS WAS BEFORE THE INTERNETS AND THOSE TYPE OF PHOTOS BEING A DIME A DOZEN, PSHAW, SHOW ME MORE!

IT UPSET ME AND I SAID, ''I SAW THIS PHOTO AND IT REALLY UPSET ME AND I WANT TO SHOW IT TO YOU SO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE SEEN IT.''

HE SAYS, ''OOOOOOKAAAAY....''

I OPEN THE BOOK AND SHOW HIM THE PHOTO AND HE RECOILS ABOUT A FOOT, HORRIFIED.

http://www.bethshort.com/scene21.htm

''WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME A PHOTO LIKE THAT? WHAT THE FUCK? NOW I'LL NEVER GET THAT OUT OF MY HEAD! ASSHOLE!''