2006-03-10 :: 9:33 a.m.
House spoiler
All the California House md fans went to the talk at the tv museum last night and there's all kinds of stories and pictures on the House boards..
They got to see the new episode coming up.
SPOILER, of course it's all house/wilson, nothing about a patient. :cheesy: But it's funny and involves rsl and a blowdryer. I shamelessly purloined the written description from someone who shall remain uncredited because she'd feel guilty.
[quote] It begins with House trying to sleep but constantly being awakened by the sounds of Wilson getting ready in the morning. He hears Wilson gargling, then clipping his toe nails, then drying his hair. House gets up and walks into the bathroom and looks at Wilson with the hair dryer. "You dry your hair with a hair dryer?" Wilson says, "I care about how I look." House: "But you dry your hair with a hair dryer?" More dialogue about that. House: "This isn't going to work...you living here." Wilson: "But it's only been one night." More dialogue. Wilson: "I'll get another place and be out of your hair....what's left of it." He walks out of the bathroom and House inspects his hair in the mirror. (By the way, there's more good dialogue but this is the gist of the conversation....can't spoil all of it...besides, I can't remember it all).
House comes home and Wilson is eating the stuffed peppers and House makes that vomit comment. He sits down next to Wilson and Wilson gives him a spoon and tells him to taste it. House likes it but says, "it's not as bad as it looks...or smellls"...something like that. House: "I thought you were moving out." Wilson: "I got an apartment....I'm moving out Monday if that's okay with you."
Later or next day at the hospital, Wilson tells House that his wife fired the cleaning lady because she's getting rid of everything that reminds her of him. He said he offered to pay the cleaning lady until she finds another job but she didn't want to take money for no work, so she's going to clean House's apartment. There's banter in there about Wilson 'doing' the housekeeper...usual House stuff. Later House goes to his apartment frantically trying to find something in his closet (has to do with POTW), and when he opens the closet door, it's amazingly neat. He starts yelling at the housekeeper that a box he had in there is missing and what did she do with it. Finally, she realizes what he's talking about and asks if he's referring to the chest that's under his bed. He goes to his bedroom and finds the box under his bed. He thanks her before he leaves realizing he probably wouldn't have found it if it weren't for her.
At one point he's in the conference room with the cottagers scarfing down pancakes. He says Wilson made them and they're the best things he ever tasted...something about Wilson puts nuts in them. Chase tries to snatch one on his way out, but House slaps his hand. Later, House is in his office eating a salad and Wilson comes in yelling at him that he made the salad for himself and that House stole it. House says, 'how could I know it was yours?" And Wilson points to the sticky note on the container that says something like, "Do not touch...belongs to Wilson." or something like that. Later, there's a quicky scene where House takes a container of food out of his refrigerator at his apartment and he takes off the sticky note that's on it and sticks it on the refrigerator. It says something like, "Property of James Wilson. Do not touch under threat of prosecution." or maybe it said, "Do not touch...property of James Wilson. Violators will be prosecuted to full extent of the law." Can't remember exact wording.
At the end: (HoYayers will LOVE THIS):
House walks into his apartment....its nighttime. There's a message on his answering machine. He presses the button and it's a realtor. "This is a message for Dr. Wilson. Your apartment has been outbid...I know I told you that you got it, but if you can match the bid, the apartment is yours." House looks over to the couch and looks at Wilson sleeping. He deletes the message.
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