2006-02-21 :: 10:29 a.m.
A Day In The Life

I know you all are at work and will HARUMPH me but I have to go back to work in 40 minutes after a 3 day absence and since my ceiling fell down I'm afraid of my store!

BIG BABY!

CHEW A QUARTER OF AN OXYCONTIN AND GO!

YOU DISGUST ME!!!!!!!

BUT I'M SCARED!

NO YOU AREN'T! YOU'RE LAZY!

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SHOWERED OR MADE THE BED OR FED THE RABBIT!

GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND MOVE!

I HATE YOU!

MR HANDSOME NEVER MAKES ME DO ANYTHING I DON'T WANT TO DO!

THAT'S BECAUSE HE ENABLES YOUR HELPLESSNESS.

HE ALREADY ADMITTED HE LIKES YOU HOME ALL DAY TO TALK TO EVEN IF YOU ARE JUST SITTING ON THE COUCH GOING, ''UH-HUH, UH-HUH'' AND NOT REALLY LISTENING.

GET UP AND GO TO YOUR STORE, YOU LAZY COW!

STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!