2005-10-14 :: 2:15 p.m.
Foods you that you will never put up your ass

Velveeta

gravy

cinnamon toast crunch

Bananas

Oh no, wait, scratch that.

Any crustaceans, despite the fact they're bottom feeders.

chex mix

Mashed potatoes. Especially the instant kind.

Pineapple. Learned my lesson the hard way.

Coconuts. Too hairy. Not bad is you Nair them first.

artichoke

cauliflower

eggplant

lobster

no frozen foods

string beans (why bother?)

dill pickles (ditto)

Is toothpaste a food?

soup

wax lips

lutefisk

Baby Ruth. For obvious reasons, I believe it could be very confusing.

Cheese Sticks. Because it does sometimes.

pixie Stix

Apple Pan Betty

Snausages

Catfish... too boney

Curry

Sunflower seeds

Chicken Piccata

Chicken a la King

Chicken salad

Chicken McNuggets

Frozen cut up whole chicken fryer

Chicken, period.

no egg rolls or pot stickers, but thinking about steamed wontons

a live lobster.