2002-05-23 :: 5:10 p.m.
dumb bitch

How to be an annoying customer by Country Gal Big Hair

Come into store, go directly to 80 dollars shoes marked down to 29.99.

Announce that is the exact shoe you want, but in black and in your size.

Pout and moue your lips when storeowner sez she doesn't have anymore.  Ask her if she can't special order your below cost sale shoe. Pout some more when she sez no.

Be sure to ask if the store is getting more in.  An 80 dollar retail shoe slashed down to 29.99, WHY WOULDN'T THE STORE OWNER BE ORDERING MORE, DAMMIT?  Just because she paid 40 dollars each for 12 of them when she originally got them in and they are dogs so she's losing 10 dollars each to just get them out of the store DOESN'T NESSCESSARILY MEAN SHE WOULDN'T ORDER MORE.  At least not in your world.

Pucker your wrinkly lips out and shake your big bouffant because you just know that storeowner has a wayback machine she's hiding to take you into the past and buy the shoe in black in your size at the sale price and she just won't take you.